Vernon Gaunt
09-16-2007, 03:18 PM
OK this may not be for real but perhaps this is how the interview should have gone. Or maybe not!
The real Adrian Paul Sci Fi interview.
IM. ? The Sci Fi channel is pleased to Welcome Adrian Paul to their studios. Tell me Adrian how do you find it here.?
AP. ?I came by taxi.?
IM. ?Right, he he, no, how do you find the Sci Fi building??
AP. ?It?s like you?re web site IM, it?s beautifully constructed but full of crap!?
IM. ?OK, cut that bit will you he?s overwrought. Now about tomorrow and the most dangerous night spectacular featuring the World Premiere of Highlander The Source. Are you pleased with the time and effort we put into it?"
AP. ?Did you use the same people that promoted The Russian Version??
IM. ? Course not, we have our own crew for that sort of stuff, hey they made such a feature of you and Rekla Thruten."
AP. ?Well you got that right then just like the Russians.?
IM. ?I?m not with you AP.?
AP. ?The Russians had the foresight to leave my picture off the DVD cover. But they did get her name right!?
IM. ?Have we screwed up??
AP. ?This interview is so screwed up it holds water!!?
IM. ?Get Mr Paul a coffee will you and we?ll start again. Right, OK, well!!
Duncan Macleod is famed for his dashing good looks humour and sword play.?
AP. ?Right!?
IM. ?So this movie shows you in the best possible light doesn?t it??
AP. ?Well if you consider that it was filmed mostly at night, they broke my katana and the outfits were cast offs from a Red Cross charity shop I suppose you have a point.?
IM. ?The script was well constructed a beautifully written though wasn?t it??
AP. ?In places, yes, I suppose it was.?
IM. ?Ah! Now we?re rolling. So which did you think were the best bits of the script??
AP. ?The part where Peter Wingfield read out the beginning was good!?
IM. ?But we cut that!?
AP. ?Yeah you did didn?t you. Then there were Giovanni?s lines.?
IM. ?Holy Crap you liked them!?
AP. ?Nope but you summed them up precisely! I liked the end though.?
IM. ?You mean where you become a father??
AP. ?Noooo The End, the bit that said The End and the credits were good.?
IM. ?I gather you didn?t enjoy this film one little bit??
AP. ?I gather there are very few that enjoyed it one iota.?
IM. ?You know we won?t release this interview don?t you??
AP. ?Why??
IM. ?Because you?ve slammed the film and it?s showing tomorrow night.?
AP. ?I hear there?s a re-run of Highlander the TV series over on FX, You?d do better to send your audience over there.?
IM. ?Interview terminated. Adrian have you got a problem??
AP. ? No but you have mate! Cut the crap, take it off, and show the Wraiths of Roanoke they just love me in that frilly shirt with curly hair and a beard.?
IM. ?Maybe we could get the sponsors to advertise Gillette, razors, shaving foam etc."
AP. ?Why what are they advertising during The Source??
IM. ?Contraception!?
AP. ?I have nothing to add!?
Interview teminated.
The real Adrian Paul Sci Fi interview.
IM. ? The Sci Fi channel is pleased to Welcome Adrian Paul to their studios. Tell me Adrian how do you find it here.?
AP. ?I came by taxi.?
IM. ?Right, he he, no, how do you find the Sci Fi building??
AP. ?It?s like you?re web site IM, it?s beautifully constructed but full of crap!?
IM. ?OK, cut that bit will you he?s overwrought. Now about tomorrow and the most dangerous night spectacular featuring the World Premiere of Highlander The Source. Are you pleased with the time and effort we put into it?"
AP. ?Did you use the same people that promoted The Russian Version??
IM. ? Course not, we have our own crew for that sort of stuff, hey they made such a feature of you and Rekla Thruten."
AP. ?Well you got that right then just like the Russians.?
IM. ?I?m not with you AP.?
AP. ?The Russians had the foresight to leave my picture off the DVD cover. But they did get her name right!?
IM. ?Have we screwed up??
AP. ?This interview is so screwed up it holds water!!?
IM. ?Get Mr Paul a coffee will you and we?ll start again. Right, OK, well!!
Duncan Macleod is famed for his dashing good looks humour and sword play.?
AP. ?Right!?
IM. ?So this movie shows you in the best possible light doesn?t it??
AP. ?Well if you consider that it was filmed mostly at night, they broke my katana and the outfits were cast offs from a Red Cross charity shop I suppose you have a point.?
IM. ?The script was well constructed a beautifully written though wasn?t it??
AP. ?In places, yes, I suppose it was.?
IM. ?Ah! Now we?re rolling. So which did you think were the best bits of the script??
AP. ?The part where Peter Wingfield read out the beginning was good!?
IM. ?But we cut that!?
AP. ?Yeah you did didn?t you. Then there were Giovanni?s lines.?
IM. ?Holy Crap you liked them!?
AP. ?Nope but you summed them up precisely! I liked the end though.?
IM. ?You mean where you become a father??
AP. ?Noooo The End, the bit that said The End and the credits were good.?
IM. ?I gather you didn?t enjoy this film one little bit??
AP. ?I gather there are very few that enjoyed it one iota.?
IM. ?You know we won?t release this interview don?t you??
AP. ?Why??
IM. ?Because you?ve slammed the film and it?s showing tomorrow night.?
AP. ?I hear there?s a re-run of Highlander the TV series over on FX, You?d do better to send your audience over there.?
IM. ?Interview terminated. Adrian have you got a problem??
AP. ? No but you have mate! Cut the crap, take it off, and show the Wraiths of Roanoke they just love me in that frilly shirt with curly hair and a beard.?
IM. ?Maybe we could get the sponsors to advertise Gillette, razors, shaving foam etc."
AP. ?Why what are they advertising during The Source??
IM. ?Contraception!?
AP. ?I have nothing to add!?
Interview teminated.