hlndr
10-20-2007, 02:53 AM
A blond decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blond begins to slip from the saddle. In terror she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally she tries to leap away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. She is moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune......
The WalMart manager sees her and pulls the plug on the horsey ride.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blond begins to slip from the saddle. In terror she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally she tries to leap away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. She is moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune......
The WalMart manager sees her and pulls the plug on the horsey ride.