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Victoria
10-06-2008, 07:18 AM
Enjoy the new AP moment and l hope your day is going better than Adrian's was on this day. Keep smiling.

NO RYHM NO REASON

Recently I have spent some time in Budapest. Most of the time getting around is enough trouble anywhere you go and you have to be aware of signs that could get you ticketed or clamped. Budapest is no different. Well almost.

Recently I parked on a regular street in the same way I have parked in many
areas of the city. Here you can actually park on the pavement in some areas
since the streets are so small. On the day in question I made sure I had a
ticket, made sure there were no fire hydrants or signs saying that it was no parking. I was especially vigilant because I had received a ticket earlier in the day, even though I had placed a ticket on the dash, which somehow had blown off. Now I was going to have to prove that I had paid the fee for the time the ticket was given, especially since I was driving someone else's company car. For those of you who have had this happen you know it can be a pain in the proverbial in any city around the world to have to go to the parking office, wait in line and show the right documents, so now I wanted to make sure it didn't happen twice.

Well after I had finished my business appointment I came out at 6.30 to
find the car clamped, (or “booted” depending on which country you come
from....)Great I had my bags and my dog with me and now had to go to the
parking office and pay the fine before the clamp was removed. Leaving Dino
in the car and not speaking the language the office called a cab for me so I could go to the office to pay( where they also didn’t understand anything I was saying, except for the money that I was paying them, convenient).

While l waited for the “Clamp police” to unlock the offending item I decided to take pictures because I was sure I had been wrongly clamped. Not only were there cars parked EXACTLY the same as I was two streets down but right across the street two cars were parked in front of fire hydrants as well, of course with no clamps on them.

After about twenty minutes I saw two guys bending over and unlocking the
clamp, I walked over with Dino (which I am sure gave them a slight cause for concern ) and asked in broken words as to why I had been clamped, while pointing to two others across the street (also parked on the curb) had not. One of them smiled and I think said “well that is over there and this is over here”. Meanwhile the other one stared at me and finally said to his colleague, “Hey man that’s the Highlander” to which he received a blank stare because I think he had no idea what his buddy was talking about. That however didn't stop him then trying in broken English to ask me to wait a minute because he wanted to get a pen so I could give him an autograph. Oh yeah right, of course I was going to wait. NOT.

The next day getting my assistant to go and complain about the clamp and
showing them the pictures the answer she got was I had committed two
infractions.
1. I had TWO wheels on the curb. There were firstly no signs saying “Oh
here you are only to put one wheel on the curb” Meanwhile over half the city had cars parked with two wheels and in some cases all four up on the
sidewalk.

2. I wasn't parked one and half meters away from the building. As you can
see from the pictures I may have been a little shy of that, but
unfortunately at the time I didn't have my handy tape measure on me, which
of course I normally carry on me at all times for measuring my parking
distances. BLAHAHHHA. I couldn't help wondering how astute “Clamp police”
one and two had been in either ascertaining the distance my car was parked
away from the side of the building or that perhaps they too carried a tape
measure in their tool kit when they went around clamping offending
vehicles.

Needless to say I wasn't going to spend more time arguing the fact, because
it would cost me too much time, effort and money to fight it. So I leave you with the photos for you to judge for yourselves.

Peace

AP

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd297/VIKKA26/parking01.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd297/VIKKA26/parking02.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd297/VIKKA26/parking03.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd297/VIKKA26/parking04.jpg

dd in NH
10-06-2008, 10:41 PM
That is terrible - funny but terrible. Hopefully the fine wasn't too much. The pictures came thru as red x's. Tried to rt click and show picture but didn't work. Maybe there is another way to post them? Thank you for posting the story, Victoria.
dd in NH:)

pukkie
10-07-2008, 12:31 PM
Amusing story
Terrible when this happend too you
Thanks for posting the story Victoria

brilliant!MacLeod
10-07-2008, 02:15 PM
That was agreat story!
It`s exactly how life is - and it `s showing to us "normal" people that even great men have their little everyday problems.;)

Thanks to Adrian for sharing this with us and thanks to you, Victoria for posting.

Tessa
10-07-2008, 02:21 PM
So, I assume that the clamp police dude didn't get an autograph from *The Highlander*?? You have to laugh at his nerve don't you??

Victoria, please thank Adrian for sharing this with us. :)

Coolwater
10-07-2008, 07:08 PM
Oh dear, poor AP! :rolleyes:

Still, there maybe something he can do to prevent it from happening again. Some of you who are good fans (I am a bad fan) can tell me how tall AP is: he must be about 6 feet, right? That means, she said looking up the calculation on-line, that he is, uh, about 6 inches shy of two meters. If the rules are 1 1/2 meters from car to building, then if he thinks has room to lie down between the car and the wall, he should be safe from a ticket.

Of course, AP could actually lie down on the pavement (ick!), but since one's wingspan is about the same as one's height, really, all he has to do is stretch out his arms, so that his fingertips touch the car and the wall, and it's the same thing - more than a meter and a half.

If he really wants wants a meter and a half, well, that's about 5 ft... hmm... how big are his hands? Would it work to place the flat of one hand on the building, and the fingertip of the other on the car? I doubt that his hand is a full foot long, so if he can do that, again, he should be safe from a ticket.

So, is the ticket on the dash a city parking permit?

JustBecause
10-08-2008, 06:31 PM
How disappointing that must have been. Everything's going according to plan, then out of nowhere - an obstacle to get around. Poor Budino, having to stay in the car.

I can't believe one of them actually asked for an autograph. What nerve!

Well, I guess the pictures tell the tale... :)

Littledevil
10-08-2008, 06:53 PM
Adrian is good to know you have pain in the but days like us. I'm sorry you had to go through that. :(

I don't know about the rest of you and maybe this is just me, but I would have given those Police officers a big F-U in English and drove off. Adrian is a better person than I am I'm sure. I have had my share of pain in the *ss Cops. They are around when you don't want or need them and when you do need them they are no where to be found. I once got pulled over because a cop thought I was drunk. While leaving a night club, I accidently pulled out of the wrong exit to make a left turn. The area was not lit very well I might add. Realizing quickly my mistake, I turned my car to the right and headed to the stop light to make a u-turn. A cop pulled in behind me and proceeded to follow me for 2 miles before he decided to pull me over. First thing he asked me was, miss have you been drinking tonight? Being 18 at the time and very sassy, I promptly said, "No Officer as you can plainly see on my drivers license I am not of age to drink and that is what these x's on my hands stand for". Needless to say, he looked up from my information and glared at me walked back to his car, came back and handed me a ticket for crossing the solid white line when I pulled into the turn lane. Maybe if I hadn't been a smart ass I might not have gotten the ticket. I tend to now have more finess when dealing with cops and have gotten out of more tickets than gotten them.

appeace
10-08-2008, 09:27 PM
If it were not so aggravating it would be comical:mad: Its like the cop pulling me over going 60 in a 55 cause he couldnt catch the guy in the next lane going 80!
Oh well--such is life-----gotta love it;):rolleyes:

cowlover81
10-09-2008, 03:18 AM
We've all had our share of stupid police issues. Like pulling you over in a 20mph zone when your only goin 25 and its freaking 10pm and there's no one out!! I'm actually kinda relieved to know that even the most famous of us can go thru the exact same issues with officers of the law. Thank you Adrian for sharing that. It was nice to hear just some of your everyday issues. And thanks Victoria for sharing that too!

Amarnagrape
10-10-2008, 10:16 PM
Thanks for sharing, Adrian. Hopefully telling us about it was a little cathartic for you! Thank you too, Victoria!:)

hcla
10-13-2008, 04:27 AM
BUMMER Adrian.....it could of been worse, here in Hicksville USA, they don't boot your car, they tow it....example, during the county fair, parking is 4 bucks, unless one finds a spot not taken...so across from the fair grounds is a fantastic lot of an old grocerie store, bunches of cars and NO signs, we looked high and low.....fast forward to midnight, we and 20 or so others find our cars gone... 3 boys towing hit paydirt that night...at a cost of 300 bucks a car....whats really sad about this, is alot of those folks only had one car, and mimium wage jobs, it was hard enough on them to even get their kids to the fair, to only have to worry about how to retrieve the family wheels. It was printed in the paper that the property owner had made the call for towing, and the police had asked him to reconsider...NOT...what a souless nit-whit. Little devil...I had a similar experience...never do I learn to shut up and play the nice card...I worked swing shift, most of the time it was like graveyard...it was about 2:30 am, and I went by the atm, I was very tired, and covered in sawdust, stain, lacquer....I turned to wide pulling out of the bank..mainly because I was in a hurry, and a little scared...put my foot in it, well here comes this cop out of nowhere...pulls me over and assumes I've been drinking...makes me get out of the car...I looked at him and said " are you for real, do I look like I've been drinking, I just got off work...your assuming I've been drinking because all the bars just closed" GEES... the jerk went into 20 questions...then finally gave be a ticket for pulling out to wide. To this day I swear if I had been mugged at the atm, that cop would of been nowhere around.

appeace
10-13-2008, 04:51 AM
Hey hcla--were ya rootin for Tex or OU???
Saw that piece on the news. Folks have just lost their mind these days!:mad:
I wonder if, since there were no signs posted about no parking, could a lawsuit be placed against the towing company for unlawful seizure?? Could be worth it if all those folks go in together?????
GO HORNS!!

destiny
10-16-2008, 06:12 AM
Okay, I'm a little confused. Isn't the car Adrian is driving the one with the clamp on it? If so, looking at the photo, the car right next to it is even further up on the sidewalk. Why wasn't there a ticket for it? Go figure.

hcla is right. Here in the south, they tow your car, too. I've never had it happen to me, but know some who've had it happen. Quite shocking to come out and find your vehicle completely gone.

I went to our local Greek festival the other week, and had a strange parking experience myself. The festival is at the Greek Orthodox Church, and they only have a small parking place. If you don't get in there in time, the police barricade it off, and you have a terrible time finding a parking place as there's cars all lined up down the road. I was one of the lucky ones, if you could call it that, and made it into the parking lot as the last car. When I came to where the two men wanted me to park, I almost laughed outloud. It was a small space next to a metal container that they wanted me to parrallel park in to. I rolled down the window, looked out at them and said, "You're kidding, right?" Well, the next few minutes were funny to onlookers I'm sure. These two guys were walking around, trying to manuever someone who hates to parrallel park into that tiny space. It's a good thing I have a small car. They almost cheered for me when I finally had it parked right where they wanted it to be. I was just extremely grateful it was over so I could go enjoy the festival. They must have known I was a little concerned about all that traffic sliding by my little bug, though, because when I came back they had neatly placed a wooden barricade by my car on that side. :)

Coolwater
10-16-2008, 10:57 AM
That was very nice!

Carmel
10-23-2008, 12:48 PM
That was very nice!
So please tell me AP that you kept the ticket for an auction item :D

Carmel

Coolwater
10-23-2008, 06:32 PM
(gleefully!) That's genius, Carmel! :D

You know what else might be fun to auction? A little book with unused postage stamps or post cards from all the places AP goes in a year, especially if he collects them himself.

The way AP travels, if we look up the places he goes, he'll have us all ready to participate in the annual National Geographic Geography bee. ;)